Spider-Man 3: woulda, shoulda
Ouch ouch ouch. A brutal recap of the film. Examples:
A huge crane swings around, very specifically knocking some floors out of the building where Gwen Stacey has a modeling job. She ends up hanging from something way up high. Down on the ground, Captain Stacey meets up with Eddie Brock, who is photographing the whole thing.
EDDIE: Hey, isn’t that your daughter in deadly danger?
EDDIE: Shouldn’t you be doing something?
CAPTAIN: Nah, these days we more or less just wait for Spider-Man. This is the best job ever!
EDDIE: By the way, I’m dating Gwen for some reason, although I too don’t seem especially concerned. Let me take pictures.
Spider-Man arrives and saves the day, despite nearly being thwarted by some errant CGI.
This, along with a brief discussion of ECMLS, is worth a read.
(Artwork copyright Marvel Characters, Inc. All Rights Reserved. La de do da dey. Hat tip: Andrew Wheeler.)