Worst Movie Dialogue Ever?

Rick Marshall

Rick Marshall was Online Managing Editor for ComicMix before joining MTV's SplashPage. Previously, he was Online Content Manager for Wizard Entertainment. He has written for several daily newspapers, alternative weekly newspapers, trade magazines and online media, and was named "Writer of the Year" by the New York Press Association in 2005.

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9 Responses

  1. Patrick Calloway says:

    The absolute worst line of movie dialogue that I've ever heard was uttered by poor Brandon Lee in one of his first movies, a buddy cop movie where he plays second fiddle to Dolph Lungren. Showdown in Little Tokyo I believe.Dolph is in a hot tub with the resiquite hot chick, Brandon comes busting in with the news that they have to hurry off after the bad guy, whereupon Dolph stands up and Brandon stares and says a line horrible on many, many levels -"That is the largest penis I have ever seen on a man."

    • Mike Gold says:

      I suspect he was contrasting with another animal and not referring to the other gender.

      • Marilee J. Layman says:

        I don't know Patrick, so I'm guessing, but I think he also meant that people would think Brandon is gay.

  2. mike weber says:

    I happen to *like* Storm's line.Kurt Russell to Sylvester Stallone (after they have both drawn guns, in "Tango & Cash"):Russell: Hopw cpome yours is bigger? Stallone: Genetics.

  3. Alan Coil says:

    "Love means never having to say you're sorry."

    • Alan Coil says:

      "You complete me." As spoken by Tom Cruise (#4)No, Tom, what would complete you is a lobotomy.

  4. Marilee J. Layman says:

    Okay, the only one of all these movies I've seen was Love Story and yes, it was sappy.