Tagged: Hero

Oprah Brings It

Oprah Brings It

Not that it’s necessarily geek news, but fantasy writers beware! Using your eighth-grade trauma to inspire your superhero’s journey? Think again!  You can’t mix fiction with non-fiction, or you will get a taste of Oprah’s wrath. Well, let’s be honest. That’s if you claim that you actually were that superhero, and while we all know you’re prancing around in those blue-lined yellow action hero underpants on your own time, at least you’re not on national TV saying that it’s real, or bouncing on couches, like some numb nuts out there.

Today in 2006, James Frey, author of A Million Little Pieces, was ripped into a million little pieces by Oprah when it was found that a detail in his so-called autobiographical experience was shall we say, embellished. Let that be a lesson to all writers out there: when presented with the golden calf of Oprah’s Book Club, tread lightly. No detail shall be exaggerated, no recollection blurred, lest her wrath be set upon you and your stories. 

Happy 35th birthday, Schoolhouse Rock!

Happy 35th birthday, Schoolhouse Rock!

On a Saturday in 1973 at about 8:56 in the morning, right after Super Friends on ABC, kids were introduced to a new hero, Zero.

This was the first appearance of Multiplication Rock, brought to you by Nabisco ("You’ll find quality in our corner"). It was the beginning of Schoolhouse Rock, which taught millions of kids across the country multiplication, grammar, history, science, and finances.

So let’s all take a few minutes and watch the video for the first song written for the project, and give thanks for all those lessons learned– it’s okay to sing along, you know how it goes:

Santaman!

Santaman!

When naughtiness strikes the city, a letter is sent to the North Pole where our hero waits in his Workshop of Solitude… or so I presume, my German’s a bit spotty.

But really, what’s to know?

It’s Santa Claus. With martial arts training. And a big honking motorbike named Rudolph. He goes from town to town, dispensing presents– and justice. All for milk and cookies.

And we already know where he gets his wonderful toys.

Here, watch the trailer, and try not to tell me that someone should make a holiday special out of this…

Driving The Big Boat, by Dennis O’Neil

Driving The Big Boat, by Dennis O’Neil

Maybe we ought to retire the word “hero” and designate the characters whose needs and actions drive the story, more technically and accurately, as “the protagonist.”

(You’ve guessed that we’re continuing our incredibly prolonged discussion of the evolution of superheroes?  Good.)

As mentioned in an earlier installment of this blather, the word “hero” is derived from the Greek and means, roughly, “to protect and serve.”  (Lest anyone think I’m a scholarly dude who actually knows Greek…I wish!) The problem nowadays is defining exactly how the protection and service is to be accomplished.  In other words, what kind of person do you admire, and why do they do what they do?  Who do you favor mor e– Mother Theresa or the late Colonel David Hackworth, our most decorated combat veteran?

I never met the good nun, but I did spend an hour or so with Colonel Hackworth once and liked him very much.  I don’t think I would have enjoyed Theresa’s company a whole lot.  But maybe she was the more heroic of the two, if we count heroism as doing deeds that take courage and accomplish long-term good.  Going out every day to deal with disease and poverty…it must have taken guts and it can’t have been easy.  Easier than facing enemy guns?  I have no idea what measurement we can use to quantify such things.  Maybe there is none.

Col. Hackworth did what he did repeatedly and must have often known what he was getting into and, presumably, chose to do it anyway.  But I’m wary of heaping too many accolades on folk who, in a military situation, do one brave thing because…

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The Evolution of the Superhero, by Dennis O’Neil

The Evolution of the Superhero, by Dennis O’Neil

And on we plod, continuing our seemingly interminable discussion of the evolution of superheroes. This week, let’s leave the capes and masks and other such accoutrements, and the “super” prefix, in the trunk and concentrate on the hero part.

First, a little oversimplification.

Heroes come in two models: the authority-sanctioned kind, as embodied by King Arthur’s posse, Beowulf, and James Bond, to cite just three of many possible examples, and the loners – the cowboys, the private eyes and, yes, most superdoers.

Conventional wisdom has it that the first kind were dominant throughout most storytelling history – were, in fact, integral to the “monomyth” described by Joseph Campbell. Again oversimplifying: ultimately, the result of all the hero’s roving and adventuring was benefit to his community. And, bowing once more to conventional wisdom, the second kind, the loners, became prominent after the First (don’t we wish!) World War when belief in the essential goodness and wisdom of humanity’s leaders became…well, challenging.

I dunno…the cowboy archetype was well-established before the war broke out in 1914, and it, in some ways, was the model for the private eyes and other rogue justice-dealers. I guess you could argue that the defining event of America’s nineteenth century, the Civil War, made the citizenry wary of Authority, and that wariness grew for maybe a hundred years as media technology made our immediate ancestors aware that if a person was in the market for some really ripe corruption, the statehouse was the place to look..

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Spider-Man toys: It Takes a Donald Trump…

Spider-Man toys: It Takes a Donald Trump…

Just a little over a decade ago, you were wishing for Santa to bring you as MegaZord or maybe even your own Pink Ranger. Now, a new comic brings you that same morphing-style action for grown ups as ComicMix Radio digs up an indy gem called Code Name Power... plus

• What are the Top Award Winning toys this season – and why isn’t there a super-hero to be found on the list?

• Spider-Man toy collectors need to start seeking financing now

• 2008 will be a great year for the Browncoats!

Okay. Stop humming the Power Rangers theme and Press The Button!

King Arthur, Iron Man, and Brooks Brothers, by Dennis O’Neil

King Arthur, Iron Man, and Brooks Brothers, by Dennis O’Neil

To…oh, say, King Arthur, if he ever existed, you would have superpowers. I mean, look at you. You can travel 100 miles an hour (but that red light flashing in your rearview mirror can’t be good) and you can cause a blank pane of glass to light up and show you what’s happening on he other side of the world, or what happened last week, or both, and you can twist your wrist and cause flame to appear atop that table-thing in the kitchen, with no protracted fussing with flint and stone… To Arthur, it would appear that you’re employing magic.

Living when he did, Art never read another Arthur’s observation that any form of technology sufficiently advanced would appear to be magic, at least to lumps like us. (I refer to Arthur C. Clarke, but you knew that…) So Arthur, (the king, not the science fiction writer) might watch you doing your stuff and conclude that you must be magic and because you’re magic you must be special. He wouldn’t know that you bought your powers, at a discount, at that big, ugly mall about a mile west on the freeway.

Remember, he had a special sword, Excalibur, and he had it because he deserved to have it. And so it was with other talismans, amulets, and assorted weapons and mystic hoo-haws that super good guys got hold of during their adventures down through the ages.

Which brings us to Tony Stark.

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BIG BROADCAST: Halo Everybody, Halo!

BIG BROADCAST: Halo Everybody, Halo!

Did you pick up Marvel’s Halo Uprising #1 this week? The one written by Brian Bendis and drawn by Alex Maleev? If not, go grab one QUICK! We tell you why!

The Big ComicMix Broadcast kicks into the weekend with an exclusive sneak preview of the Mattel Makeover coming to DC’s super-hero toy line, including plans that take us well into 2008. Plus the return of Classics Illustrated, Hawaiian Dick, and the rundown of the 10 biggest comics and graphic novels from July. …but first…

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Tap-Crazy Superheroics in Chicago

Tap-Crazy Superheroics in Chicago

There’s really nothing to add to Andrew Pepoy’s news aboug The Hourglass in the Stop-Time Chronicles. I mean, really, what can you say about a super-hero tap opera? Click on the link for more details. Dang, I wish I were in Chicago for this one.

And if you want to get your full Pepoy fix, he notes " I also inked Radioactive Man #711, available at 7-11 stores starting today as a promotion for the Simpsons movie."  Just look for the spinner rack beside the Squishie machines!

Mandrake Gestures Cinematically

Mandrake Gestures Cinematically

Perhaps the comics’ first "costumed" hero, Mandrake The Magician, is headed to the big screen once again.

The creation of Lee Falk (who created The Phantom in 1936, two years after starting Mandrake) and artist Phil Davis, Chuck Russell is directing the new effort. Fans might best remember his work helming The Mask. Mindfreak star Criss Angel is involved in the magic stuff.

Mandrake had made it to the movie serials in 1939 with Warren Hull (The Spider) in the lead and Anthony Herrera played the magician (with Ji-Tu Cumbuka as Lothar) in a 1979 made-for-teevee flick that featured Harry Blackstone Jr.  The comic strip is still running, being written and drawn by long-time Falk associate Fred Fredricks.

At one time Fererico Fellini was set to do a Mandrake film, but I suspect the prospect made owners King Feature Syndicate weep.

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