When naughtiness strikes the city, a letter is sent to the North Pole where our hero waits in his Workshop of Solitude… or so I presume, my German’s a bit spotty.
But really, what’s to know?
It’s Santa Claus. With martial arts training. And a big honking motorbike named Rudolph. He goes from town to town, dispensing presents– and justice. All for milk and cookies.
And we already know where he gets his wonderful toys.
Here, watch the trailer, and try not to tell me that someone should make a holiday special out of this…