Author: Elayne Riggs

They are not Spock

They are not Spock

This week’s award for best weird blog site — the new Bad Spock Drawings, which invites bad drawings of the popular Star Trek character from the general public (here are their guidelines).

In keeping with Leonard Nimoy’s current interests, I’m looking forward to seeing an appropriately bad Spock done up as a fat nude (NSFW) Jewish woman (also pretty much NSFW).

Star Wars graduates Harvard

Star Wars graduates Harvard

For those who didn’t get enough Star Wars on last night’s Robot Chicken, via SlashDot, "Harvard University celebrated its 356th Commencement on Thursday. It is tradition… to have an undergraduate deliver a Latin Salutatory address. This year’s speaker, Charles Joseph McNamara, delivered an address all about Star Wars in Latin!"  Here’s the video for those of you who are into this sort of thing and have RealPlayer.

According to SlashDot, McNamara "apparently doesn’t like Star Wars that much, but it’s still awesome."  The oration begins about a minute into the video.

Jeux sans frontieres

Jeux sans frontieres

Who cares if it’s in French?  This clip from Astérix aux jeux olympiques looks like a cross between 300 and a Monty Python sketch.

Of course, if you need something subtitled, there’s always Astérix and Obelix: Mission Cleopatra:

ComicMix comes to Poppa

ComicMix comes to Poppa

While my ComicMix colleagues are having the time of their lives in Charlotte or Philly, I’m moping here in NY with a bad case of the sufferin’ sciaticas.  It breaks my heart, I love Heroes Con and really wanted to be a part of its big silver anniversary celebration.  Oh well, at least I can catch up on comics reading while hearing about all the cool stuff to come (PAD on She-Hulk!  Dwayne on JLA!  MWaid back on Flash!  Oh yes, I’m a happy fangirl) and, of course, bring you the weekly columnist wrap-up:

Meanwhile, Mellifluous Mike Raub marches on with his Big ComicMix Broadcasts:

Hope my fellow ‘Mixers bring me back some goodies from down south!

WSJ notices comics noticing girls

WSJ notices comics noticing girls

Via Film Fodder, it seems the Wall Street Journal is taking notice of the Big Two’s desire to sell more comics to the gender that, you know, reads more.  That would seem to put DC and Marvel one up on WSJ writer Matt Phillips, who cannot resist using the usual balan superhero-reference exclamation-point-laden headline, even though the subject of the article touches mainly on female-friendly books that aren’t in that genre at all.

Here’s the video that accompanies Phillips’ article:

If it’s in the WSJ, it’s probably moved beyond "trend" and into financial reality.

ELAYNE RIGGS: The last time I saw Paris

ELAYNE RIGGS: The last time I saw Paris

I think many of us suspect that there’s something fundamentally wrong with the fact that just about everybody reading this knows of the recent exploits of Paris Hilton.  If you’re at all attuned to media old and new, it’s nearly impossible to escape the breathless news about her latest adventures in crime and punishment, or at least the breathless reprimands the news media give themselves over the saturation coverage — although heaven forfend most of them stoop to using the first-person plural and actually assuming responsibility!  Even otherwise sensible pundits like Keith Olbermann (whose hard-hitting "Special Reports" many consider the modern incarnation of vaunted newsman Edward R. Murrow) can’t seem to stay away from peeping in on, and drooling over, daily celebrity hijinks.

Why the obsession? Well, the simple answer is ratings.  Just as sex sells, so does fame — particularly the doings of people who are "famous for being famous." (Presumably they’re considered "fairer game" because, when well-known people with actual proven talents get into trouble, they tend to elicit more public sympathy based on those talents?) Sometime during the Reagan era, when cable was still young, the three major US news networks were acquired by corporate owners with little to no interest in providing public service, which was formerly understood and never questioned as being the point of news.  Those corporate owners decided to make loss-leader news divisions into profit centers, gradually closed down local bureaus all over the world, and news became just another commercial product designed to grab eyeballs and ratings.  With the proliferation of 24-hour cable news networks this downward slide into banality became an avalanche.

And it’s not like there isn’t enough interesting and entertaining stuff going on in the world to fill 24-hour news days. But even more important than ratings is the fact that corporate heads don’t want to take a chance on anything unproven or too far out of their comfort zone. The US-led invasion and occupation of Iraq is one of the more egregious examples of late; any opposition to continued and compounded illegalities in that region has been seen as not only out of the mainstream and therefore not fit for TV time, but as borderline unpatriotic and possibly treasonous to consider discussing in a public forum. Ironically, the few programs that have managed to slip through and present an alternative view to mainstream media war-whoops have garnered respectable ratings from an audience obviously weary of hearing only one side of things, the side that continually asks, "Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?"

Celebrity news falls deeply into these people’s comfort zone.  Not only are corporate owners all rich (and mostly straight white men, which usually goes without saying but not here), but they often socialize with other rich people, many of whom are also celebrities. They want their public to care about the lifestyles of the rich and famous because they lead those lifestyles, and like to believe the public cares about them as much as they care about themselves.

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Your video of the day

Your video of the day

Via Lisa Fortuner, a group of talented young men who put a not-so-atypical female comic shop customer on a pedestal so they can look up her dress.

One step forward, two steps back. If you have to ask why this song is indicative of (or parodying) the "just doesn’t get it" mentality, well, that’s what a comments section is for.

A June tune to make you swoon

A June tune to make you swoon

Sooner or later our ComicMix columns will be on automatic front-page accessibility.  Until then, I’ll be here just about every Sunday to round ’em up for you:

And congrats to Mellifluous Mike Raub on reaching his Big ComicMix Broadcast #50 and beyond!:

Now back to my own never-ending catchup…

Thundercats Scratch the Big Time

Thundercats Scratch the Big Time

Variety reports that Warner Bros. Studio has optioned a script by Paul Sopocy to turn the Thundercats cartoon into a CGI-animated feature.

Sayeth the article, "Warner-based Paula Weinstein will produce through her Spring Creek Prods. banner, along with Dick Robertson and Lew Korman. Property revolves around a group of humanoid cats (with feline names like Lion-O, Tygra, Panthro and Cheetara) who must flee their planet of Thundera after it’s destroyed. Once crash-landing on another planet, Third Earth, they must thwart Mumm-Ra, an evil sorcerer, bent on killing them off."

Give me strength.  Seriously, what’s next, Jem and the Holograms?  I’m much more psyched about Warner acquiring the screen rights to Terry Brooks’ Shannara series

New Shooter work at Valiant

New Shooter work at Valiant

Like many of you, I thought the Valiant universe was dead and gone. Well, not so fast.

CBR reports that Valiant will be releasing a hardcover collection entitled Harbinger: The Beginning (which will be "digitally recolored and remastered using state-of-the-art computer techniques") which will include a brand-new story written by one-time Valiant head-honcho Jim Shooter, with art by Bob Hall (who drew Valiant’s Shadowman) entitled "The Origin of Harada."

The book is solicited in June previews, which means it’ll be in stores in August (Valiant’s shooting, pun intended, for the 29th).  I’m very pleased because this item gives me an excuse to run a picture of one of my favorite all-time comic book characters, the lovely and zaftig Zephyr.

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