Boehner Proposes April Fools Day Ban
Speaker of the House John A. Boehner (R-Ohio) today introduced a bill in Congress outlawing April Fools Day and all celebrations, activities and acts associated therewith.
“It’s all bullshit anyway,” Rep. Boehner told Politico. Then he broke down in tears and shouted “April Fools!”
It is not known if the Speaker was referring to the present slate of Republican candidates for President.
OMG! I damn near peed my pants when I read this!This was FUNNY. Wait a sec…it’s NOT a joke?