Superman and Batman arrested in Times Square
Sad but true. Ten blocks away from DC’s corporate headquarters, Superman and Batman were arrested yesterday by police– Superman was even charged with resisting arrest. Was the big red “S” being mind controllled?
When the men in tights refused to produce proper identification,
officers quickly cuffed Batman, while Superman flew off, screaming, “I’m not getting arrested!” Witness Ryan McCormick tells the Post, “The Man of Steel didn’t go down with just two officers, it took seven officers! He was putting up a good fight. Little kids were like, ‘Mommy, it’s Superman!’ ” The Batman quickly confessed that Superman, his cowardly cohort, “freaked out and punched the girl cop in the face.”
We have no idea where the cops got the Kryptonite needed to bring Supes down, but we assume it was from Batman’s utility belt.
I love New York in July. How about you?
Hat tip to (where else would you expect a story about Batman?) Gothamist. Photos by Idle Type.
They need to work out some more as their costumes didn't fill out or fit.Plus, the Batman costume is out-dated.Maybe that's why they got arrested. ;-)