Happy 40th Birthday, Andrew Wheeler!
We weren’t going to make a big fuss about it as certain people in the company are touchy about their own impending decrepitude, but since ComicMix reviewer Andrew Wheeler outed himself on his personal blog:
Today is the 40th birthday of the man who hides behind the very thin
mask of “G.B.H. Hornswoggler,” and it wouldn’t be blogging if I didn’t
crow loudly about pointless personal minutia. No congratulations are
necessary; all I did was manage not to die for another 365 days. (And I
hope to keep that streak up for a long time to come.)
So: I am
now officially old, and will soon be sitting in a folding chair next to
the highway, shaking my cane at passing cars and hollering at the local
kids to stay off my lawn. I hope to look more and more like a George Booth cartoon as time goes on; every man needs a hobby.
Dear heavens, you aren’t old. After all, I’m three months older than you, and I’m not old. Mike is the old altercocker in this firm. Feel free to go steal his cane.