You Must Be Kidding Me, by Michael Davis
I actually had a comic book article all ready to go this week. Then I turned on the news and heard that McCain wants to cancel tonight’s presidential debate to lend his hand to solving “our” financial problem.
You must be kidding me.
My Manhattan home is mere blocks from Wall Street. Trust me, its still WORLDS away to me. There’s a famous bronze bull that stands tall there. I swear that bull would come to life and chase me away like’s it a German Sheppard and it’s 1964.
“Ours,” my ass. Nope, this is all yours, G.O.P.
Oh, McCain is willing to make up tonight’s debate by substituting it for the vice presidential debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden, I guess so Palin will put down her shotgun and help save the country in this time of need.
Obama said he wants to have the debates stating that the county wants to hear from the two people who are running for President to see what they have to say on the subject. He also said a President will be called on to handle more than one thing at a time…duh.
I wonder why the G.O.P will not let reporters talk to Palin? Hey, Mr. Right, why the chuck won’t you let reporters talk to her? This woman will be half a heart beat (that’s right, half) from the most powerful job in the universe (except for mine) and she is being shielded like she’s radioactive.
I would not hire a baby sitter to sit with YOUR kids without talking to them. I can’t believe this. Why is there no OUTRAGE at this?? Remember McCain said “I can’t wait to unleash her on Washington!”
“Unleash her?” “UnLEASH her?” Oh, I forgot. Pit bull with lipstick.
Nope, more like pit bull shit. I have a pit bull; they are not afraid of anything. Palin hides behind her handlers like a scared puppy. I ask again, Mr. Right, why can’t we talk to the bitch? Hey, she called herself a dog; I’m just using the correct word for a female one… bitch.
When in the HISTORY of Presidential politics have the American people been denied access to their V.P. candidate?
Is it because the media is reportedly being sexist towards Palin?
Sexist? That’s funny. John McCain in many written and PUBLISHED stories has been reportedly called his wife the “c” word (rhymes with bunt) in public at least once. Hey, don’t take my word for it. Google that bad boy.
Wow, that is hardcore. The only reason McCain’s still around is his wife is not a black woman. If he thinks five years, as a POW is rough try using that word on a sister.
So, the country is about to enter the Great Depression 2, the world hates us, we are in two wars and trying our best to get into one with Russia, gas prices are crazy and still the G.O.P would have you think that they are the party to get us out of all this mess.
The mess THEY started.
Now they don’t even want to debate because NOW is the time to devote all our energy to solving the financial problems of the country.
No, the time to do that was a long time ago. Instead we invaded a country that did not attack us. I WANT to hear what the candidates for President have to say NOW. This is the PERFECT time when the country is in turmoil to do so. Shit, this is the time to see leadership under fire, not when you are counting your cars or homes.
NOW is the time.
Is there ANYONE out there that does not think that McCain is buying time for Palin so she can cram for her V.P. debate exam?
I mean, come on.
All this is keeping us from the most important announcement in the history of mankind…
Wow, who knew? That really blindsided me to be sure. Nope, never saw that coming.
Next thing you know you will be telling me that Iraq has NO weapons of mass destruction.
You must be kidding me.
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