Leave it to the folks at Cracked.com to create a Dark Knight-inspired video that includes Jim Gordon telling Batman, "You’ve apprehended 13 people over the past week for loitering and 12 of them were hauled into the station with poop in their pants. Actual poop!"
And it just gets getter (or worse, depending on your perspective) from there:
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"You need to tone it down, Bruce.""Bruce?? I'm BATMAN!""Come off it, Bruce. How many guys in Gotham can afford a bat-shaped plane that flies out of a holographic mountain? Not that long a list, I can tell you."
Come to think of it that would happen a lot.