Frank Miller Gets Sent Up
Now, sadly, it looks like the movies are following suit.
We are not particularly proud to present Meet The Spartans, starring (left to right) Carmen Electra, Diedrich Bader, and Kevin Sorbo. Brought to you by the same people who bring you Scary Movies, I suspect that the only surprise in the film is what you see in this photo: that Diedrich Bader actually has a six pack.
We’re going to just recommend you save the price of a ticket and ninety minutes of your life and go watch United 300 instead: