MICHAEL DAVIS: The Fanboy Guide to Girls • Part 1

Michael Davis

Master Of The Universe, Lord Of All Media, Most Interesting Black Man In the World, Sexiest Man on Earth, Mentor, Writer, Artist, Producer & Uppity.

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20 Responses

  1. Tony Isabella says:

    You are a funny guy. But stop sending me flowers. It's creeping out my daughter.

  2. Martha Thomases says:

    Speaking only for myself, but when a cute guy talks to me and is nice to me, I just assume he's gay. Cute straight guys tend to pay attention only to cuter, younger women.

  3. Adriane Nash says:

    Yay you're going to Mid-Ohio Con!! There's a bottle of 1800 in Columbus w/ our names on it!Wanna skip the staring at "family" during dinner on Saturday night and go to a hockey game w/ me & Jamie Grahm (& his lady friend)?

  4. Adriane Nash says:

    Oh and do you mean not that drawing of you there at the top of this column?

  5. John Ostrander says:

    I had a nephew who was gettin g married and i gave him some uncle-type marriage advice in front of his fiancee (just for laughs). I told him to listen to every third word she said during a conversation. That way he could make a semi-coherent reply as necessary. "Every THIRD word?" his fiancee smiled and then looked at him. "My, that would be an improvement."Women are not only smarter, they're often funnier.BTW — if that's a photo of you at the top of column, you really need to see a doctor.

  6. Elayne Riggs says:

    Something in me continues to have an automatic knee-jerk response against any article that talks about men in the second person and women in the third person.

    • Mike Gold says:

      It's called "Fanboy Guide To Girls." Ergo, he's writing to men in the second person about women, who would therefore be in the third person. If, say, you were to write a column called "Fangirl Guide To Boys" (and that's a hint), you would refer you women in the second person and men in the third.

    • Michael Davis says:

      Sorry-I don't understand that.

  7. Michael Davis says:

    Well- for the record John I was not aware they were going to run the drawing (a bit small as the line work has closed in) so all my witty banter about not running the drawings played into their calculated plot to embarrass me. Well played Glenn, well played Brian. Know this, the game is afoot! Adriane, thanks for the invite but black people and hockey don't mix and won't until we get skates that spin like rims. That 1800 sounds like a plan. Tony, Tony, Tony…

    • Adriane Nash says:

      What are you talking about?! Kevin Weekes is a black man and he's a goalie! (One of many but he's newly signed to my team of choice The New Jersey Devils so I'm pointing him out)Then I'll meet you at the 1800!

      • Michael Davis says:

        Yeah there are a few Black players out there-but come on girl! Hockey (which I like by the way) is so white it makes The Klan look multicultural.

  8. Marilee J. Layman says:

    Your guys sure date dumb girls. The uncomfortable silence after the cat talking? It's because the girl knows that the oldest ancestors of cats didn't have the vocal structure to make words.Glenn, it's nice to have such a large type-ahead buffer, but is there any chance that I can wait less than a minute to watch the letters appear one at a time? That preview below is interesting, but unless people use html, they can see what they're writing in the comment box.

    • Adriane Nash says:

      the comment preview was a phase one feature, its not exactly new…

      • Marilee J. Layman says:

        Yes, but watching the letters appear is even slower now.

        • Adriane Nash says:

          oh ok, for the record I hadn't noticed any lag (before or now). Plus I rarely even look at it b/c as you pointed out: I can see what I'm typing…

          • Marilee J. Layman says:

            I'm not watching the preview; I'm getting the lag while I type. I was suggesting that the preview is the primary cause of the lag.I am a really fast typist*, but the only other place I post that has this kind of lag is LJ and theirs is not as bad. The lag has gotten worse with the new layout, because the page has to be redisplayed with every letter in the preview and this page is more complex than the earlier one.*I can type as fast as people talk and make the words look like the people sound. I used to type for guests on live online conferences when OMNI was online. If Comicmix needs that at some point, let me know.

          • Adriane Nash says:

            I'm definately not getting any lag there either… weird…

          • Marilee J. Layman says:

            You're probably on a faster connection than I am. I'm just on DSL.

  9. Christopher Moonligh says:

    Dose reading lines form The Vampire Lestat, as The Rock (funny because they fit just right) count as funny? That's how I started my romance with my wife.