Arrr! It Be Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Shiver me timbers, it be that time of the season again — that hallowed day where we be talking like scurvy bilgerats, it be International Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Truth be told, mateys, we’ve been a bit busy here to celebrate it, what with us be planning our broadside against the 32-page monthly paper comic that’ll be commencing in a fortnight. The only Gold we’ve been chasing has been the editor in chief. Tis a pity, it is. If only we had something that screamed "pirate!" but tied in with our launch, something… something…
Arr, that be the stuff! Mister Grell, hoist the flag over the Jolly Roger!