9 Superpowers You Might Actually Want
From The Best Article Every Day, 9 Superpowers You Might Actually Want:
Humor ESP. You’ve got a great joke involving St. Peter, a stripper, and a tricycle, but you’re not sure how it will go over with your friend’s new boyfriend, whom you’ve only met once but get the feeling doesn’t really like you. Your humor ESP will let you know whether the joke will end in laughs or a theological debate. This peculiar psychic ability also comes in handy when you want to come up with the exact line to scare off that guy at the bar who just won’t leave you alone.
I’ve got a few of my own:
Time Dilation & Compression: Make those slow movies fly by and meetings with the in-laws fly by, and stretch out that vacation time and get a few extra hours to finish art corrections.
Parking Spot Creation: The ability to magically have a parking spot appear wherever and whenever you need one.
Human Computer Antivirus: Nuff said.
What are yours? Leave them in comments.