MICHAEL DAVIS: What about me? What about my needs?

Michael Davis

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10 Responses

  1. Terry says:

    "I hate that show more than slavery," is the best sentence I will read this month.

  2. mike baron says:


  3. Rob says:

    Hey Michael-I am new to this site. I thoroughly enjoyed your column and look forward to many more. I agree with you on Paris. The letter for leniency to the governor, made it seem like she thought she had been given a death sentence. Perhaps she should read up on people who spent time in prisons for things they were later exhonerated for (then maybe doing time for something she did would make sense).

  4. Josh says:

    ^ Agreed. The degrees of elitism and entitlement you see around these days is nothing short of disgusting. I'm really hoping the judge reneges on giving her a more private cell for her own security. Let her get some common sense the old-fashioned way–by having it beaten into her.And seeing some rich, white, no-sense punk get smacked feels great; DOING the smacking feels SOOOOO much better.

  5. Lauren says:

    I agree that Paris Hilton is a spoiled brat who should not be getting the attention she does. But physically hurtung her is not the way to solve this problem, ignoring her and her friends is.Please ignore Paris before it is too late.

  6. Alan Coil says:

    I wish all of youse would stop picking on my future wife.

  7. mike baron says:

    You mean your future ex-wife?

  8. Adriane Nash says:

    Regarding Cheaters: (and I've got to admit I got caught up in a marathon on G4 yesterday…) Joey did actually get injured once during a confrontation. He got stabbed on camera by the cheating fella and I believe for some reason they were on a boat…

  9. Anonymous says:

    That was very hilarious! Highly entertaining. I enjoy reading your column week to week. I love your books the Guardian Line, but they seem to be sold out every time I look for the new issues.

  10. JR says:

    This was a fun read, Michael. I look forward to your next column and the next Guardian Line books. Great job! :-)