When we last left our caped crusaders, they were merely static stalwarts. Trapped in the second dimension, against ghastly typography, word balloons, and credits! But then, in the nick of time, Dale DaBone, err… Batman used his Bat-Trailer Transmogrification Ray to transfer his two-dimensional troop of titillating players from poster to full motion trailer. For those of you not in-the-know, we’re talking about Batman:XXX, A Porn Parody. Flying atomic batteries at full power, this “Vivid Video takes the campy Adam West styled Batman universe and give all of nerds a little chance to see just how much in the tights was the man, and how much was… bat-padding. The costumes are amazingly well done, and we dare you not to marvel at the acting skill that dare we say…. out West’s Adam West! That’s right folks. Same Bat-Porn, new Bat-Porn-Channel. Enjoy the clip below.
And to our utter horror… Alfred IS in the movie. And if you’ve never heard of Hitchcock’s rule of showing a loaded gun on screen (as in… a loaded gun shown is a loaded gun fired before the credits roll…)… Holy Eye-Wash Batman!