Author: Shira Gregory

Happy 58th birthday, Bill Nighy!

Happy 58th birthday, Bill Nighy!

How can we let it go by without acknowledging the great squid pirate, the undead stepdad, the aged rockstar, the bad ass vampire lord, and Slartibartfast? 

In case you missed those references, please get a Netflix account (that way you don’t have to leave your man-cave, you hermit) and rent Pirates of the Caribbean, Shaun of the Dead, Love, Actually, Underworld (both 1 and 2) and The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.  He’s one crafty shape-shifter.  We won’t really examine  his dramatic works on Broadway, the West End, or Oscar nominated pieces because we all know those are just boring. 

Way to have that career surge at mid-life, sir, and a happy birthday to you.

Happy 57th birthday, Rick Baker!

Happy 57th birthday, Rick Baker!

Today is the birthday of one of Hollywood’s most employed make-up artists, Rick Baker. Baker made an impressive career start on The Exorcist, helping make the otherwise innocent Linda Blair into a believable demon. He went on to films like Star Wars, The Rocketeer, Men in Black, The Nutty Professor, Planet of the Apes, Hellboy and many, many others.

He was also the first person to ever win an Academy Award for Best Makeup for An American Werewolf in London (pictured here) and he’s won five more since.

Happy 78th Birthday, Frank Springer!

Happy 78th Birthday, Frank Springer!

Today is Frank Springer’s 78th birthday.

The Maine based American comics artist is apparently still at it, but Frank is most famous for drawing DC’s The Secret Six and Marvel Comics’ Dazzler and Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. In addition, he was also responsible (along with National Lampoon / Saturday Night Live writer Michael O’Donoghue) for one of the first risque, adults-only graphic novels, The Adventures of Phoebe Zeit-Geist.  What with Ms. Phoebe finding herself in brutal, not light nor playful bondage situations, Springer may have been one of the first to bring the whole cartoon fetish/borderline porn trend to the intelligencia in the pages of The Evergreen Review

With one thing leading to the next, we might even want to blame him for Hentai.

Happy 65th anniversary, Manhattan Project!

Happy 65th anniversary, Manhattan Project!

Perhaps it is not geekdom to celebrate, but it is geekdom nonetheless and it is to be remarked upon for the path it has set the world on since.  Today in 1942, the Italian physicist, Enrico Fermi, and his team initiated the first self-sustaining nuclear chain reaction as part of the Manhattan Project.

Why is this important to comic books? Well, without this tremendous advance in science, we’d never have gamma bombs, radioactive spiders, Fallout Boy, post WWIII apocalyptic horrors, teenage mutants, teenage mutant ninjas, and obviously, no Dr. Manhattan.

So let’s break open some old watches for the radium and go glow in the dark while we see if anybody’s actually found nuclear weapons in Iraq or Iran.

Happy 45th birthday, Jon Stewart!

Happy 45th birthday, Jon Stewart!

Jon Stewart, American comedian, iconic host of Comedy Central’s "The Daily Show" and hero to geeks all over turns 45 today. In an era of corruption and cynicism, Stewart leads the pack in irreverent humor.  His open criticism of the Bush administration and personality punditry shows gives its viewers hope in the face of governmental disappointment.  Granted, the president and his cronies have provided Stewart with ample material, but faced with the alternative, I think we would all prefer that Stewart have to work harder to make fun of the times at hand than have them so tragically, if easily, at his disposal. 

Happy Birthday, Jon– and hell, if we can’t cry about it, thanks for helping us laugh.

Obligatory comics related video. Damn, he’s young.

 

 

 

 

Happy 12th birthday, Toy Story!

Happy 12th birthday, Toy Story!

On this day in 1995, Disney and Pixar released Toy Story, the first full length CGI movie. It grossed $191,773,049 in the United States and it went on to take in a grand total of $354,300,000 worldwide, and was nominated for three Academy Awards, including for Best Original Screenplay, for Joel Cohen, Pete Docter, John Lasseter, Joe Ranft, Alec Sokolow, Andrew Stanton and… Joss Whedon.

I plan on celebrating by playing with my t– action figures.

Happy Life Day, Star Wars fans!

Happy Life Day, Star Wars fans!

Today in 1978 was the one and only time the Star Wars Holiday Special aired on CBS. Why just that one time, you might ask?  Doesn’t a trip with Han Solo and Chewbacca to Chewie’s home planet sound like it would be on syndication forever? In it, Solo hangs out with Chewie’s family, while they are being pursued by the Galactic Empire. Somehow the whole visiting of family made sense in the realm of the Holiday season, but maybe it hit a little too close to home for people who have to drink a lot in order to be around their hairy in-laws who yell a lot, don’t make too much sense, thump their chests and if pushed, rip people’s arms out of their sockets. I don’t know about Wookies but that sure sounds a lot like how my in-laws behave.

Actually, that’s just the least of the sins of this show. We’re going to expose you to a truncated version of the show, and we’ll see how much of your sanity remains intact afterwards:

Happy 34th birthday, Dana Snyder!

Happy 34th birthday, Dana Snyder!

Today is Dana Snyder’s 34th birthday.  Most of us only recognize him when he is playing a narcissistic talking milkshake with a penchant for irrational shenanigans, but the voice over artist is a favorite all across the Adult Swim board, not just as Master Shake in the absurdist hit, Aqua Teen Hunger Force.  His voice has been featured on Minoriteam, Squidbillies and even Robot Chicken

What most of us didn’t know is that his most famous character, Shake, is pistachio flavored.  Fancy that.  You hear of pistachio ice cream, but you never see a pistachio milkshake.  Why is that?  Too chunky?  But Shake isn’t made from pistachio ice cream: he’s made from pistachio flavored ice cream and that’s different.

Mmmm, pistachio ice cream.

Excuse me.

A Whale of an Anniversary

A Whale of an Anniversary

Today marks the anniversary of the first governmentally exploded whale. Yes, you read right: whale explosion.

37 years ago today, in an effort to dispose of a rotting carcass, the Oregon Highway Division set out to blow up a dead sperm whale with a half ton of dynamite.  The resulting explosion sent blubber flying and totaled a car a quarter of a mile away. The incident was made famous in 1990 when columnist Dave Barry wrote about it with graphic hilarity, and the news footage of the disposal has since gone on to become the fifth most watched video on the Internet, according to the BBC.

And if you’re wondering why "governmentally" exploded was the necessary modifier, it’s because whales have been known to spontaneously blow up by themselves. Recently in Taiwan a dead sperm whale beat its transporters to the punch during a postmortem move when the gas inside its decomposing body built up enough for it to, well, you know what. If you thought your job sucked, just think of the janitor who was responsible for that clean up. Oddly enough, whales are not the only self-explosive animals; maybe just the funniest.

To no one’s surprise, there’s a web site devoted to this at theexplodingwhale.com. What is surprising is that there’s currently a one man show running in Chicago about it. Countdown: The Story of the Exploding Whale runs Wednesday nights at 8pm from October 10th through November 28th at the Apollo Theater, 2540 N Lincoln Avenue. Bring the kiddies.

Happy 47th birthday, Neil Gaiman!

Happy 47th birthday, Neil Gaiman!

Today we celebrate the birthday of one of comics most creative contributors, the great Neil Gaiman. To think, we all knew him when he was just writing some of the most brilliant comics out there, before he was responsible for half the films coming out from Paramount this year. But the man is nothing if not versatile– he writes short stories, TV shows, movies, novels, and once even wrote a poem about erotic cannibalism  in strict iambic pentameter.

While we tip him a bit of the birthday hat, we’d be remiss if we didn’t point out this story from Munden’s Bar