Happy birthday, Mike Judge!
Born in Ecuador forty-five years ago, a talent no one could have imagined would grow up (in New Mexico) to make his mark on the world with timeless phrases such as "I do believe you have my stapler" and "I need T.P. for my bunghole." It’s Mike Judge’s birthday today, the brain behind classics such as Beavis and Butthead, King of the Hill, Office Space, and the incredibly underrated Idiocracy. Thank you, Mr. Judge, for bravely blazing the path of tastelessness for the rest of us to follow in. Thank you for illuminating adolescence in a way that is relatable, for encouraging office anarchy and for being responsible for the only movie in which Jennifer Aniston was bearable. We salute you!
And while we’re on the subject, go visit Me And My Red Stapler, a favorite comics blog of ours.
Perhaps Ms. Hilton should take heed of history’s lessons…
81 years ago, A.A. Milne’s 
