Hooray, Hooray, the First of May; Aragorn’s Ticked Off the MTA
http://gothamist.com/2014/04/30/mta_unamused_by_lord_of_the_rings_s.php
As you no doubt know, Lord Aragorn will at last be crowned King of Gondor tomorrow. However, the MTA of New York is unamused at the potential traffic disruption from giant eagles…