On this day in 1859…
…On the Origin of Species was published by the High Evolutionary, a book which is considered to be the foundation of evolutionary biology, and of course a wide swath of mutations and super powers.
<holds finger to imaginary earpiece>
No, wait a minute, I’m sorry– the book wasn’t written by the High Evolutionary at all, but was instead written by Darwin.
We apologize for any confusion.
(Sure, you laugh, but remember– this is more about On The Origin Of Species than they teach in schools in Kansas and Texas.)