I’m Un-American, by Michael Davis

Michael Davis

Master Of The Universe, Lord Of All Media, Most Interesting Black Man In the World, Sexiest Man on Earth, Mentor, Writer, Artist, Producer & Uppity.

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9 Responses

  1. Russ Rogers says:

    I live in Minnesota's 6th District! That's right. My neighbors and I are responsible for Michelle Bachman being in office! I didn't vote for her. But that doesn't make me any less responsible for who and what she represents. She is MY Representative. And I'm ashamed. I think what she represents is a not very smart ultra-conservative. She's never been very smart. She regularly makes statements that have me wincing. She's an attractive dufus with a strong name.Norm Coleman used to be a Democrat, before he became a Republican and W's mouthpiece and lap dog. I'm voting for his opponent, comedian Al Franken. Coleman has run one of the slimiest campaigns I've ever seen. Personally, I don't like Norm Coleman. And Coleman's campaign has actually made me lose respect for him! But at least Coleman's not stupid. Bachman just isn't too bright. She really hasn't apologized for saying that the press ought to do an expose' on Obama and the other UN-American members of congress. She claims that she had NEVER watched "Hardball," before going on the show. She didn't know what kind of show it was. And so she wasn't ready for the TRAP laid out for her by the host, Chris Matthews. Chris Matthews "trap" was to ask Michelle Bachman what she thought about Barack Obama and the other liberal members of Congress. Mathews "trap" was to ask Bachman what she meant by "un-American" and then give her a national forum to look like a dangerous fool.Since Bachman stepped in the steaming pile or her own rhetoric, money has POURED into her opponents campaign, Democrat Elwin Tinklenberg. It's not too late to contribute, Michael! Why couldn't he be named JOHN Tinklenberg or Elwin JONES? I fear sending little "Elwin Tinklenberg" to Congress. The other Congressmen are going to give him swirly tops and steal his lunch money! Still, Elwin has raised more than a million dollars in the last week. This is more money than he had been able to raise in ALL the months of his previous campaign! The National Democratic Party has pledged to pour another MILLION in on his campaign now. And poor Michelle Bachman has been CUT OFF from the National Republican Campaign money. Shut OUT! They don't want to associate themselves with her. Stupid isn't contagious, but the stink of stupid is.I don't know if that will be enough. Bachman, for all her foot-in-mouth politicking, is still VERY popular around here. I would say "Bachman" lawn signs outnumber "TinklyBerg" signs 9 to 1. But there is money and anger on little Elwin's side now. Michelle Bachman has stupidity, and a string of yard signs, featuring a name with stronger consonants and vowels on her side. There is a reason "Marion Michael Morrison" changed his name to "John Wayne" or "Roy Harold Scherer, Jr." became "Rock Hudson." Would "Tinklenberg-Turner Overdrive" ever have had a hit song?Not everyone is blessed with a strong sounding name at birth, like "Russ Rogers," "Michael Davis" or "Christopher Priest."It's an unspoken ISM in the United States, Name-ism. It's related to xenophobia, the fear of foreigners. But we are still allowed to find names "funny sounding." We still make fun of people's names. "Elwin Tinklenberg" is a funny sounding name, especially compared to the stronger, less exotic sounding "Michelle Bachman." I just hope enough voters have paid attention to Bachman's record and the news to realize where their vote needs to be cast. Seriously, I fear an ignorant electorate who will vote for the stronger sounding name. I hope the stench of stupidity still clings to the name "Bachman" come election day!

  2. Martha Thomases says:

    We live in one of those un-American big city, a place so un-American that terrorists attacked a place just six blocks from where my son was in school. This un-American big city sends far more money in taxes to the Federal government than we receive. This un-American place that birthed the comic book industry, thanks to un-American immigrants, geeks and nerds. Yeah, campaign against us, Ms. Bachman and your co-conspirators. We've faced down tougher than you!

    • Russ Rogers says:

      Speaking of places that receive more in Federal Benefits than they pay in Taxes, ALASKA! Alaskans got how much of a kick back from Oil Money? Like $3200 per person! So the with the price of oil through the roof, we were funneling money directly into Alaskans pockets with each fill-up at the pump. And Palin doesn't believe in the redistribution of wealth! Bah! Do Alaskans get the money from Oil Reserves under Federal Reserves too? No wonder Palin is saying, "Drill Baby Drill." Each extra drop of oil pumped out of Alaska means more money being redistributed from YOUR pocket to hers!http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2008-03-2

  3. Paul1963 says:

    I'm the son of a veteran who spent many years at the NSA after his discharge. I'm the grandson of a career Marine who was killed in action in the Pacific in World War II. My mother's ancestors in North America can be traced back to the late 17th or early 18th century. I'm a registered Democrat and consider myself a liberal–as did my father. I've never been out of the U.S., I live near a major city, I work for a living, own my own home and pay my taxes.Michelle Bachman, and anyone else who wants to brand me or people like me as un-American can, in the words of Peter Griffin, kiss the whitest part of my ass.

  4. Tyson Durst says:

    "Reality note: I don’t think Tom Cruise is gay. In fact I’ve met him and he is COOL as cool can be."If he was confirmed as being gay, would that suddenly make him "uncool"?

    • Michael Davis says:

      It would most likely make him even more cool, Tyson. Everyone knows that gay people are the coolest.

  5. Elayne Riggs says:

    Feel better soon, Michael! I guess it's just as well we couldn't get together during the time Robin and I have been in L.A. The air circulation on most flights is questionable enough, I wouldn't have wanted to add the flu to that!

  6. Reg Gabriel says:

    You and your….brrr…thoughts. You're just sick, man.There. Somebody had to say it. Freakazoid. ;-0As far as the nutty woman is concerned…her time in the seat's about up I would say. People are tired as heck of all of the lies, distortions, distractions, and divisiveness…and they're putting their money and their votes where they'll do the most good.