Remember the giant, horrific monster from the recent box office smash hit Cloverfield? Well, if you thought the thing was as cuddly as I did, you’ll be pleased to know that Hasbro toys, in partnership with Bad Robot and Paramount Pictures, has announced a new 14-inch, super-articulated, highly detailed limited edition of the Cloverfield Monster for you to put up on your toy shelf between your limited Fing Fang Foom Heroclick and Jack Kirby minibust.
Now, while the info from Hasbro states that this is a fully articulated action figure, I see this more as a "look but don’t touch" kind of toy, which means I won’t be playing with this in the bath…The plastic bohemoth does come with 10 parasites, the detached head from the Statue of Liberty, and makes that creepy godzilla-esque scream. To save from spoilers, there is no image up yet, but those of you who have a hundred bucks burning a hole in your pocket right now can head over here
and pre-order the plastic representation of all of our nightmares. Release is expected for September 30th of this month.