I Am Legend… 2?
Oh good grief. According to ShockTilYouDrop.com:
An inside source, who wishes to remain anonymous, tells ShockTillYouDrop.com author Richard Matheson has signed off on sequel rights for the smash hit I Am Legend. Matheson wrote the original 1954 novel upon which Francis Lawrence’s film is based.
Just what we need– I Am Legend Of Curly’s Gold.
Hat tip: Lisa Sullivan.
Now there's a coincidence. I was listening to Jump N' The Saddle's "Curly Shuffle" while reading your piece. It puts me in a fugue state. So now I'm reimagining The Three Stooges with Jack Palance playing Curly Howard, as written by Richard Matheson.
shut up