Guy’s Choice Awards to air June 13
Because men have so little power in modern life, Spike TV will provide them a safe place to express their opinions this year when they present the first-ever Guy’s Choice Awards. Categories will include Best Asskicker (that’s what it says in the press release), Ballsiest Band, Hottest Girl on the Planet (Saturn Girl is not eligible), Luckiest M.F. (sic, again), Luckiest Bastard, Most Dangerous Man. They also promise to deliver a prize they call The Brass Balls Award to a legendary action hero.
Unlike any other program ever on television, Spike TV dares to feature what they describe as "unbelievably foxy trophy girls."
If you’re a guy and you never, ever get to have an opinion, vote, run for office, or run a branch of government, you can make yourself feel powerful by voting at www.spiketv.com. However, you’ll have to wait until May 1. All this authority goes away when voting closes on June 1.
The official sponsors are American Express, Cingular, Jeep, Pizza Hut, Snickers, Southern Comfort and the U.S. Army.