Author: Martha Thomases

The Office MumboJumbo

The Office MumboJumbo

Years ago, video games were for playing in the living room or den, on the couch.  Then there were hand-held models you can take outside, or into your bedroom, or on the subway.  The next step was internet games you could play at work when your boss wasn’t watching.

Now, according to The Hollywood Reporter, there’s The Office video game for PCs.  Based on the NBC series starring Steve Carrell, Rainn Wilson, cutie John Krasinski and too many hilarious people to list, the game, from a company called  MumboJumbo, is set to be in stores this fall.  You can buy it in stores or online.  Next year, the company plans to create new games based on the show for Nintendo DS and PlayStation Portable.  Beyond that, there’s games for Xbox Live Arcade, PlayStation Network — the sky’s the limit.

The Office cast members will appear in the game as bobble-heads.

Harry Potter Spoilers Online

Harry Potter Spoilers Online

BBC News is reporting that a "hacker" calling himself Gabriel has posted the ending of the last Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, on his website.  Thoughtfully, the BBC does not provide a link.

The book is due in stores on July 21.  Author J. K. Rowling has said that two characters will die in the book.  She also said, "There will always be sad individuals who get their kicks from ruining other people’s fun."  She said she hoped,that her readers would "embark on the last adventure they will share with [Harry] without knowing where they are they going."

As an old hippie and a knitter, I’d agree that it’s the journey, not the destination, that’s most important.

LICENSING SHOW Day 3: Cute Stuff

LICENSING SHOW Day 3: Cute Stuff

On its last day, the Licensing Show at New York City’s Javitz Center was just as crowded, just as large, and just as overwhelming as it was on Day One.  This time, however, I knew where I was going and what I wanted to see.

And I wanted to see cute!  I’m female, damnit, and I wanted to see soft and wide-eyed and colorful.  I wanted Katz Fun!  The three luckiest animals in the world, designed to fit together to be even more lucky! 

Or, possibly, I wanted heroes.  Not dark, dour, gloomy heroes, but bright heroes.  Sunny heroes.  Perhaps what I wanted was Sunny Hero: Operation Sun God.

Both of these, were from Taiwan.  And both were adorable.

But wait!  There’s more!

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Monsters Ball James Bond

Monsters Ball James Bond

Marc Foster, director of Finding Neverland and Monster’s Ball, is set to direct the next James Bond movie.  Monster’s Ball earned Halle Barry an Oscar, so maybe we’ll get to see Daniel Craig smooched onstage as well.

The film, not yet written (although there’s a draft by Neil Purvis and Robert Wade) is scheduled to open November 7, 2008.  Foster will work on the re-write with Paul Haggis.

Since Finding Neverland, Forster directed two movies yet to be released: The Kite Runner and Stranger Than Fiction.

"I have always been drawn to different kinds of stories, and I have also always been a Bond fan, so it is very exciting to take on this challenge," Forster said.

LICENSING SHOW: Day One

LICENSING SHOW: Day One

The Licensing Show in New York City is a three-day orgy of consumerism.  I don’t mean like Las Vegas is an orgy of consumerism, or like Christmas has been debased into an orgy of consumerism.  No, the Licensing Show is an entire Javitz Convention Center full of companies large and small, looking to expand their properties onto more properties.

Of course, Marvel and DC are there.  So are MGM, Paramount, Disney, Nickelodeon and NASCAR.  If you want to make a toy, a lunchbox, a videogame, a paper plate or a cell phone, and you don’t quite trust yourself with your own ideas, you can buy yourself some help from a brand with a proven track record.  I can understand why you want a license for Batman: The Dark Knight if you make toys or Halloween costumes.  I don’t understand why you want a license for Pledge or Crisco.

As with most conventions, the most interesting stuff is not always the biggest.  Yarto Licensing, for example, is a British company there to promote Hackman: A Dog in a Bucket, a comic strip created by Bill Houston (recently collected into a book by Harper Collins).  Hackman is a spaniel who is so anxious, so paranoid, so stressed out that he scratches himself into one of those over-sized collars.  Naturally, he lives in Manhattan.

There were lots and lots of Asian companies trying to be the next Sanrio (there was also Sanrio, for that matter).  I was especially pleased to discover Aska Studio, a Taiwanese company with lots of properties.  The best, IMO, was the Mouchoir Club, about a box of tissues and a roll of toilet paper that have adventures.  As the handout says, "They bring hapapiness to people; heal them of broken heart.  Moreover, at the same time, they found the meaning of life."  I’d buy a pillowcase that could do that for me.

 

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New stuff to come from Aardman

New stuff to come from Aardman

This is a story that has something for everyone at ComicMix.  According to Variety, Aardman Feataures (creators of Wallace & Gromit, Chicken Run, and currently part of Sony) has announced a bunch of new features.

Life on Mars fans will be psyched to hear that writers Matthew Graham and Aashley Pharoah are penning The Cat Burglars.  Described by Variety as a film about "milk-thieving stray cats," it will be directed by Steve Box in the stop-motion sculpture style us hard-core animation buffs love.

Also, Peter Lord will direct a comedy based on the Pirate series by Gideon Defoe.  Lord gave us Chicken Run, maybe the last time Mel Gibson was any fun.

Peter Banham is wowrking on Operation Rudolph, a Christmas movie.  He’s one of the writers of Borat.  We’re psyched.

MARTHA THOMASES: Daddy’s Home

MARTHA THOMASES: Daddy’s Home

My husband really liked the column I did on Mothers’ Day (Brilliant Disguise #4). My stepmother also liked it. As a result, I feel a huge amount of pressure this week, as Fathers’ Day approaches.

Perhaps this is as it should be. Fathers, at least in literature, exert pressure. So do mothers, but fathers are much more stern about it, and send out much more of a mixed message. Zeus’ father ate him, for crying out loud. Jesus’ father sent him to die for our sins. Lear punished the only daughter who dared to tell him the truth. Jor-El proved his love by sending his son a universe away.

Fathers are stern. Fathers are cruel but fair. Fathers are distant. Tony Soprano? Please. Even today, on television, the best father, on Everybody Hates Chris, proves his love by working so many jobs he’s only home long enough to sleep and offer a bit of advice, if he’s lucky. In comics, the kindly fathers (or father figures) of Ben Parker and Thomas Wayne are all dead, inspiration only or motive for revenge. Jonathan Kent is the exception that proves the rule, depending on which continuity you’re in.

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Rabbi Harvey Comes To Comics

Rabbi Harvey Comes To Comics

The Adventures of Rabbi Harvey
Written and Drawn by Steve Sheinkin

At Book Expo this year, I was surprised by the number of publishers producing graphic novels.  Your classic comics publishers were there, your Marvel and your DC, your Fantagraphics, Drawn & Quarterliy your IDW, Dark Horse, Viz, TokyoPop and so on. There were publishers such as Simon and Shuster, Harry Abrams, Houghton Miflin and other literary publishers with an eye on a growing market.

But Jews?

Now, I know that Jews pretty much invented the comics business in general and super-hero comics in particular.  I knew this even before I read Gerard Jones’ great Men of Tomorrow:  Geeks, Gangsters and the Birth of the Comic Book.  And I’ve always felt this makes sense, that the Jewish people, with their history of hiding from exposure and keeping their identities secret, were the models for the genre.

Still, I never thought I’d see a Jewish publisher create original comics to tell religious stories.  We’re the Chosen People.  We don’t preach, nor do we attempt to convert.  We are not Jack Chick. So I was surprised to see  that Jewish Lights Publishing had a graphic novel in their line.  What will the goyim think?

I need not have worried.  The book, The Adventures of Rabbi Harvey, is adorable.  The story of a Rabbi in the fictional Elk Springs, Colorado, during cowboy times, follows the rebbe in question as he dispenses his wisdom to his flock with "the best advice west of the Mississippi."  Everyone (with one brief exception) is Jewish, including the outlaws, who have names like "Big Milt" Wasserman, Danny "The Lion" Levy and Moses "Matzah Man" Goldwater.

There’s no gunslinging, no cattle rustling, no showdowns at any corral.  Instead, Sheinkin uses a very simple style to retell some of his favorite folk-tales of rabbinic wisdom.  I loved these stories when I was a kid, and it’s wonderful to have these versions to share with the kids in my life.

Jewish Lights also publishes Stan Mack’s The Story of the Jews: A 4,000 Year Adventure.

Pixar’s Up

Pixar’s Up

As Lillian Baker and I (plus my entire family) eagerly await the debut of Ratouille from Pixar, Variety reports that the studio’s 2009 release will be Up.  This will be about "a 70-year-old man who teams up with a wilderness ranger to fight beasts and villains."  The script is by Bob Peterson, and Peter Docter is the director.  He did Monsters, Inc.

The premise doesn’t sound that exciting to me, but neither did the story of a a few fish when i first heard it.  And Finding Nemo was great.  Hence, I have high hopes for this.

Next summer, Pixar’s pic is Wall*E.  In 2010, look for Toy Story 3.

Batman sweats

Batman sweats

The Post Chronicle has an earth-shattering news story today, reporting that Christian Bale is "dreading" the filming of Batman: The Dark Knight because it’s hot in Chicago in the summer and he has to wear the rubber suit.

Bale told the paper, "I’m not really looking forward to wearing a black rubber suit in the summertime in humid Chicago. If you see a pool of sweat through the city, follow it and you will find me."