The Best Fake “Dark Knight Rises” Spoilers
Ah, Internet. Even if one doesn’t want to be spoiled for The Dark Knight Rises, you can still keep us entertained. Here, we present the best #FakeDarkKnightRisesSpoilers from Twitter… including, of course, a few of our own. (What? You’re not following us on Twitter already?)
Batman catches Alfred reading “50 Shades of Grey” alone in the Batcave. #fakedarkknightspoiler
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) July 18, 2012
The Tumbler is equipt with a flux capacitor and #Batman travels back in time – soundtrack by Huey Lewis and the News. #fakedarkknightspoiler
— Michael Melchiorre (@Ohiographer) July 20, 2012
https://twitter.com/Mr_Darling/status/225729143252336640
Thomas and Martha Wayne faked their deaths. #fakeDarkKnightRisesSpoiler
— ComicMix (@comicmix) July 20, 2012
http://twitter.com/JayGorm/status/226180250327982080
The Nolan Trilogy is all a huge prequel to 2004's 'Catwoman' #fakedarkknightspoiler #inception
— Cameron Rogers (@2plus2make4) July 20, 2012
Darkseid appears in a post-credits sequence, right next to Super Turtle. #fakeDarkKnightRisesSpoiler
— ComicMix (@comicmix) July 20, 2012
all the characters are actually dead and Gotham city is a moving island with a polar bear and a smoke monster #fakedarkknightspoiler
— Christopher Mychael Watson (@CMychaelW) July 19, 2012
Bane buys out Wayne Enterprises, lays off all employees, retroactively retires #fakedarkknightspoiler as leaked by @rushlimbaugh
— Matt Stroud (@Mathias829) July 20, 2012
The entire thing was dreamed up by Bat-Mite. #fakeDarkKnightRisesSpoiler
— ComicMix (@comicmix) July 20, 2012
@jimmyfallon @LateNightJimmy Batman defeats Bane using his secret weapon: his batnips #fakedarkknightspoiler pic.twitter.com/qUVmbYZc
— Rachel :) ♣ (@DougieDancing) July 19, 2012
Oh, it appears Jimmy Fallon did this for his own purposes as well…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjHKKHGKlM4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9BCixCJYss