Marge Simpson’s Naked Truth!
Why hasn’t Marge Simpson done a Playboy fold-out? Easy: from the tip of her toes to the top of her head, she’s just too tall.
But at least the fabled “Magazine For Men” is doing a pictorial on the teevee queen. And it’s a cover story, to boot. She’s legal, having had three children and a show that’s run for two decades.
Hopefully, this will lead to a continuing presence for the blue haired actress in the struggling magazine. It’s been quite a while since Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder’s Little Annie Fanny had any real exposure; perhaps Marge can fill the gap.
Although, personally, I’m holding out for Turanga Leela. There’s something about that eye…