Santa vs. Superman
Man, they’re weird up in Nova Scotia.
If only they had the budget for that climactic battle at the Fortress of Solitude.
Related: this essay as to who’s faster: Superman, the Flash, or Santa Claus:
Even moving at an amazing 1 million miles per hour, Santa simply is no match for Superman or Flash, yet the latter two don’t stuff their faces with sugary cookies and whole milk 2,700.6 times per second.