What hath Knight Rider wrought?
How did we get to this story before Warren Ellis did? A man has been found who likes having sex with cars.
The details of mechanic Chris Donald’s alleged romantic vehicular liaisons have been unearthed by The Sun, so take it with a grain of salt. In addition to a large number of cars, Mr Donald claims to have also done the dirty with two boats and a jetski.
"Mr. Donald apparently says that his sexual fetish may have been triggered by formative childhood experiences watching Knight Rider. ‘When I was a young boy I used to see human qualities in cars,’ he says. ‘As I grew up I noticed I was having feelings towards cars and they began catching my eye in a certain way.’ "
Brings new meaning to Super Pursuit Mode, don’t it? We can imagine the dialogue now. "Michael, it’s time for a turbo boost…"
I heard a rumor about Full Color Simone & Ajax coming in the new year .. that sure would be a treat.
Yep, all-new color stories are being worked on right now and will show up probably in February after all the older stories wrap up, including the 3-part "origin" of Simone & Ajax that will run in January. Besides news here, please also check out http://www.simoneandajax.com for news and previews.