Box Office Democracy: Valerian and the City of Thousand Planets

Arthur Martinez-Tebbel

Art Martinez-Tebbel is a writer/actor living in Los Angeles. For two years he saw the #1 movie in America every week and reviewed it for a project called Box Office Democracy. He can occasionally be seen doing improv comedy at a variety of independent venues. He is also a frequent guest at

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  1. mike weber says:

    Sounds amazingly like the reviews i recall at the initial release of “The Fifth Element”…

    I have to agree that the leads have zero chemistry. They could have flattened “His Girl Friday”.

    I summarised the film (and people have been taking this as a negative comment, which it was not intended as) “Captain Queeg commits genocide. Yuri and Kei meet the Winslow.”