The Worst TV Show Ever – Part 2, by Michael Davis
Last week I decided to write the worst TV show pitch in history since that is all that seems to get on the air these days. My show is called I’m An Asshole If I Watch This Show.
Last week I decided to write the worst TV show pitch in history since that is all that seems to get on the air these days. My show is called I’m An Asshole If I Watch This Show.
There’s something in the air, and unfortunately your author has caught it. But it’s well worth rising from one’s sickbed to bring you the weekly roundup of ComicMix columnists! Isn’t it?:
Apologies for not adding in Andrew Wheeler’s "Manga Friday" columns before now, but he’s only started numbering them himself. And by the way, the best thing about being sick? Erm, well, nothing, actually…
Wow, new ComicMix contributors Shira Gregory and Rick Marshall have really done a yeoman’s (yeo-people’s?) job filling in our news section, haven’t they? Even I can’t keep up! In fact, they’ve posted so fast and furiously that many of our regular columnists have fallen off the "More News" window, so it’s a good thing I do a recap every week:
And I hear a rumor that things are getting steamy over in our comics section. Have I missed any male pulchritude? Some of this stuff isn’t safe even for those of us not currently at work!
Thank goodness OJ Simpson and Marion Jones are serving time, making the world safe from rich, self-indulgent (and presumably murderous, in one case) black former athletes! Can rich treasonous white oilmen be far behind? Well, yeah, actually. Welcome to America, 2008! Fortunately, our ComicMix columnists have just the thing to take your mind off these weighty matters, and here’s the roundup of what we’ve done this past week:
At least they can’t take away our dreams yet, so I can still fantasize about Karl Rove being frog-marched into a precinct house, can’t I?
Wow!
What a difference a week makes! I mean can you believe what happened last week? I write a column about politics and personal choice and I get zillion comments and now the biggest event in the history of the USA political system occurs! This event makes me so proud to be a black man!
History was made last week and I’m sure you saw it unfold on television as I did. I still cannot believe that…
Britney Spears lost her mind and went to the hospital.
Wow! I, one day will be able to tell my grandkids that I saw this crazy little twit get carted away in an ambulance. She looked like she was on the kind of drugs that make hard core drug addicts say “Oh Hell no, I’m not taking that! I’ll stick to heroin.”
Did you see the number of police cars that were there?
Well, about 19% of eligible voters in the first atypically-populated state with way too much power to decide the country’s fate have spoken, Presidential campaign-wise, and rendered moot at least three candidates on the Democratic side, who are no longer Biden their time as they Dodd-er back to Washington with Gravel-y voices. Thank goodness Kucinich didn’t drop out yet, his name is awfully hard to pun. Meanwhile, a couple of our weekly ComicMix columnists have become a bit political of late; with the campaign season being so long there’s almost sure to be more where that came from. Here’s what we’ve given you this past week:
Say, did you know there was also a Republican caucus in Wyoming? How come Iowa and New Hampshire get all the press? (Just ’cause Wyoming Democrats caucus separately, two months from now?) If I were Cheyenne I would sue.
While it’s been a rather quiet week news-wise, our weekly ComicMix columns have seen lots of activity. We were particularly honored to host an online wake of sorts last Thursday, reuniting members of the old CompuServe Comics and Animation Forum (myself included) in the comments section of John Ostrander’s touching remembrance of Paul "Zeus" Grant. Here’s what else we’ve written for you this past week:
We wish everyone all you wish for yourselves in 2008 and beyond.