Six Reasons Why Clickbait Works
- Most people online can count to nine by looking at their keyboard. However, in the so-called real world the number after “9” is not “0.”
- “Clickbait” sounds like “Chickbait” and you’ve already met Chris Hansen.
- You missed out on the glory days of our space program.
- Your attention span is so short you confuse usatoday.com with the newyorktimes.com.
- You can’t understand why there were five people in the Three Stooges.
- Welcome to the end of the list. Obviously, it works.