Mike Gold and Denny O’Neil…
… appear to have the same problem: fercackta computers. The trouble is, Denny’s wandering around Indiana in a post-convention haze with his wife (that’s a major upside), while Mike’s stuck in his home office writing about himself in the third person.
So. What we’re going to do is… Mike will be in Denny’s column’s space Thursday, same Bat-time, same Bat-url. He will be there even if he has to break into a computer store or, more lawfully, go to the library. Denny will be back here next Thursday, teaching us all a good lesson, as usual.
Look, it makes sense. Trust me. Don’t think too hard about it; save your brain cells.