Meanwhile, At Hydra HQ…
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“Minion! Did you take care of Captain America’s shield?”
Yes, commander! After today, that meddlesome schoolboy won’t even recognize his shield.”
“Exxxxcellent. Out of curiosity, what did you do?”
“Sir?”
“To Rogers’ shield. How did you sabotage it? Acid? Explosives? Radioactive vermin? What?”
“Oh. Um, I’m not sure ‘sabotage’ is the right word, sir.”
“Then what DID you do, you fool?”
“Well…”