This Man Wants To Attack Beardo’s Dan Dougherty With A Razor
And he’ll do it, too!
All it will take is getting the crowdfunding for Dan’s book Beardo above $5000, and our own Marc Alan Fishman will be taken off the leash to start shaving things off. Dan foolishly agreed, never thinking we’d get close to his precious beard… mwahahahahah.
First we remove the sideburns. Then the beard. Then the mustache. Then the hair on his head.
So what are you waiting for? Our very own Sweeney Todd is waiting to start, and his hand is getting twitchy…