Taking Down “The Dark Knight Rises”
After DC COMICS reminds everyone of their shitty new logo, HANS ZIMMER plucks a couple strings until HOODED TOM HARDY and nuclear scientist ALON ABOUTBOUL are taken on board CIA AGENT AIDAN GILLEN’S PLANE.
We were only expecting the scientist, who the fuck are you?
(in 5.1 surround)
Remember how the lasht villain was introduced in a full-head mashk, only revealing hish true face ash he pulled off an overly elaborate plan that involved shacrifiching hish own underlingsh?
WE’RE DOING IT AGAIN, WITH NO SHURVIVORSH!
And just for good measure, we have the folks at How It Should Have Ended weighing in:
Sadly, I can’t find much wrong with their critiques.