Christmas Tree Shows Again And Again How Nature Points Out The Folly Of Men

From the Aqua City Odaiba shopping mall in Tokyo, Japan…

Gojira Tree, Gojira Tree,
Your breath is deadly danger;
Gojira Tree, Gojira Tree,
You just stepped on the manger.
You do not fit in humble homes,
You only stand in malls and domes,
Gojira Tree, Gojira Tree,
I’ve seen no tree that’s stranger.

Hat tip: Glenda Boozer. Apologies to Blue Oyster Cult for the headline.