Season 11 of ‘Dancing with the Stars’ Released!

Marc Alan Fishman

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13 Responses

  1. Kristo says:

    I actually thought this was a joke until Google told me that it was, in fact, for real. My gut reaction to this list: “What, no Snooki?”

    You can’t understand the depths of DWTS fandom until you’ve had to listen to a coworker discuss it on the phone for a solid 30 minutes.

  2. Brandon Barrows says:

    How are ANY of those people “stars” ?

    Does ABC define “star” as “one who is desperate for any sort of fame, no matter how ridiculous, and is willing to work for jack crap”?

    Florence Henderson at one point might have qualified, but the rest of them? Uh uh.

    • Russ Rogers says:

      Define “Jack Crap.” The stars are guaranteed $125,000 and earn bonus money for each week they remain on the show. A star who makes it to the finals will earn over $350,000. Maybe that isn’t enough to sell your dignity in a sequined costume. But I would take it. My dignity comes at bargain prices.

      http://www.dwts.org/page/DWTS+salaries:+How+much+do+the+stars+make%3F

  3. angillusion says:

    All I’ll say about Brandy is her career killed fewer people than her driving.
    But Bolton and Mrs. B should just dance together and be co-champions.

  4. Kristo says:

    I actually thought this was a joke until Google told me that it was, in fact, for real. My gut reaction to this list: "What, no Snooki?"You can't understand the depths of DWTS fandom until you've had to listen to a coworker discuss it on the phone for a solid 30 minutes.

  5. Anonymous says:

    “We’re hoping for a career ending injury.”
    Really?
    “a 4th rate Keenan Thompson”
    Really?
    “Watching Dancing with the Stars, 10 seasons after it peaked. “
    It actually peaked last season, being the most watched show on TV for a good chunk of it.
    Could you fail any harder at trying to be funny?

    • Marc Alan Fishman says:

      I could fail, and it’s obvious I’ve failed you, anonymous poster. I apologize for not tickling your funny bone. But thanks for reading!

  6. Brandon Barrows says:

    How are ANY of those people "stars" ?Does ABC define "star" as "one who is desperate for any sort of fame, no matter how ridiculous, and is willing to work for jack crap"?Florence Henderson at one point might have qualified, but the rest of them? Uh uh.

    • Russ Rogers says:

      Define "Jack Crap." The stars are guaranteed $125,000 and earn bonus money for each week they remain on the show. A star who makes it to the finals will earn over $350,000. Maybe that isn't enough to sell your dignity in a sequined costume. But I would take it. My dignity comes at bargain prices.http://www.dwts.org/page/DWTS+salaries:+How+much+do+the+stars+make%3F

  7. angillusion says:

    All I'll say about Brandy is her career killed fewer people than her driving.But Bolton and Mrs. B should just dance together and be co-champions.

  8. Anonymous says:

    "We're hoping for a career ending injury."Really?"a 4th rate Keenan Thompson"Really?"Watching Dancing with the Stars, 10 seasons after it peaked. "It actually peaked last season, being the most watched show on TV for a good chunk of it.Could you fail any harder at trying to be funny?

    • Marc Alan Fishman says:

      I could fail, and it's obvious I've failed you, anonymous poster. I apologize for not tickling your funny bone. But thanks for reading!