Donald Duck Arrested for DWI
Police in Massillon, OH say Donald
Duck repeatedly backed-up and struck the car in front of him
while waiting at a drive-through pizza line.
Officers say when they arrived on the scene, Duck, 51, reeked
of alcohol and when he opened the car door a bag of pot fell out of the
front seat. Duck was booked into the Stark County Jail on a felony charge of
operating a vehicle while impaired, and misdemeanor counts of both drug
possession and the possession of drug paraphernalia.
On the other hand, at least he was wearing pants. So he’s one up on the other guy.
No word if a rich uncle posted bail for him.
He looks like the strung-out lovechild of Harrison Ford and George W. Bush.
He kind of does, doesn’t he?
$25 lottery win off a $1 ticket and now this. It’s been a good day indeed. Thank you, Glenn!
“He’s a frequent flyer,” said Captain Joe Herrick of the Massillon Police Department, “He’s got multiple previous DUI’s, multiple previous no operator’s license and operating under suspension, so he’s not that good a driver.”
And what was the drug paraphernalia? A Baggie?
He looks like the strung-out lovechild of Harrison Ford and George W. Bush.
He kind of does, doesn't he?
$25 lottery win off a $1 ticket and now this. It's been a good day indeed. Thank you, Glenn!
"He's a frequent flyer," said Captain Joe Herrick of the Massillon Police Department, "He's got multiple previous DUI's, multiple previous no operator's license and operating under suspension, so he's not that good a driver."And what was the drug paraphernalia? A Baggie?