‘Batman XXX: A Porn Parody’ Set To Debut
Biff! Pow! Bam! Not in the face!
File this under the “Well, finally!” pile, folks. After parodying basically everything else in pop culture, the adult film industry has finally parodied the Adam West Batman franchise. Batman: XXX by folks at Vivid VIdeo will hit the shelves (behind beaded curtains) in May. You can’t make this stuff up kids. Thanks to folks at iesb, here’s a little promotion from the films producers:
“The cast was just incredible,” said director, Axel Braun. “Dale DaBone
literally became Adam West, turning in one of the most electrifying
comeback performances I’ve ever seen in my 20 years in the industry,
and James Deen was just outstanding as Robin. Tori Black, who plays Catwoman,
showed us exactly why she’s the reigning Performer of the Year. This
girl is so gorgeous and talented, and her sexual energy is just
unbelievable.”While there’s not a complete synopsis of the plot, we here at Comic Mix can imagine it now… Batman and Robin must fight the villainous Catwoman, Riddler, and Joker! There will be a villainous plot to steal some super fancy diamond! Luckily they have Batgirl along for the adventure, to help even the odds. Wait… That’s four guys to three women. This is starting to get a bit scary. Come to think of it, if this is going to be a real parody, will this mean we get Robin straddling Batman as they scale a building? And what about the Bat-Poles? Oh god. I think we might be getting sick. And if they painted right over Caesar Romero’s mustache… what in Gods name will they paint over for this film?
Will the dynamic duo and the bat-tastic beauty defeat the clown price of the kama-sutra? Will Robin solve the Riddler’s “Ribbed for her pleasure” Rubics cube of doom? Will Alfred and Aunt Harriet make an unexpected cameo?
“Atomic marital aids to power, turbines to speed…. Let’s go!”
UPDATE: The trailer has been posted! Click here and enjoy the Bat-tastrophe.
This is the greatest thing ever ever. I assume it's by the same companies that made these guys:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/10/porn-par…(you gotta check out the Big Bang Theory one, it is UNBELIEVABLE)And re: Batman & Robin… straddling… I hate to say it but it will almost be interesting to see the interpretation this adult parody takes on the whole Robin homosexuality issue.
That Batgirl looks hot as hell, I applaud their casting director's choice.
I'm think Im about to enter a competition where my curiosity goes up against my disgust. Based on the box art what other pornos lost out as being the most anticipated of the year?
Marc, I will expect your in depth coverage to provide us with a detailed review of this master-piece once it's released. Uhm, so to speak.
This has had some recasting since it was originally conceived.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjj4OWtiyec
Let me guess…the villain's name is The Poker.
Umm-considering the fact that this is called Batman and not some close enough name like Ratman, Bratman, Datman, etc., why hasn't DC/Warner stopped this?
Delmo:I was going to ask the same question. DC might honestly be unaware of this (yet) or decided to take the high road (doubtful), but I think the problem lies with the target. There have always been legal issues between FOX and what was then National Periodical Publications over the rights to the TV series. Which is why the lone movie with Adam West and Burt Ward is the only thing to ever make it to DVD so far.So if they are parodying the movie specifically…