Barbie Changes Careers… Again
In her 50+ year career, Barbie has had her fair share of jobs. In addition to your standard blue collar fare like McDonald’s Cashier, Babysitter, and Yoga Instructor… she’s also had time at the top as well, working as an Air Force Fighter Pilot, Olympic Gymnast, Surgeon, and an Ambassador for World Peace. But it would seem the leggy blonde just hasn’t found the perfect career just yet, so Barbie turned to the internet to select her newest career choices.
Thanks in part to your votes, America, in 2010 she’ll be giving a go at TV journalism as a News Anchor. And since the economy has made paying for her dream home a real burden, she’ll be giving a shot at telecommuting with her new found PHP, C++, and Java-scripting skills as a Computer Engineer as well.
We know Barbie will go far in her new job(s), as her previous experience as an American Idol Contestant, Candidate for President of the United States, WNBA Basketball Player, and Astronaut have no doubt provided her with a wealth of life experience and knowledge. We here at Comixmic want to congratulate her for her amazing work ethic.
Just one tip, if we may be so bold… Make sure to update your firmware before installing the ethernet cable into the proxy server, but make sure your TCP/IP settings are properly configured within your DHCP. And if all else fails, just text Ken.
I love the dichotomy of "girls vote/popular vote" in that picture. Let's apply that to everyday conversation!"Everyone knows that Al Gore won the popular vote. But, unfortunately, George Bush secured the girls' vote that saw him into office."
Sexist. Why would Ken know anything about computer engineering? He's a hair stylist, for God's sake.
What the hell is that last line about? If she's the professional, why would she be texting Ken… or maybe she's just texting him to organize something for dinner since she'll be working late and will be starving by the time she gets home. Also, why is she wearing huge heels if she's a news anchor? She'll be sitting behind a desk…
@Gordon and Halley… Ken is a hair stylist, but he also happens to know a ton about computer networking, having set up his salon with wifi. Duh. I wasn't implying Barbie isn't knowledgeable… rather, I just wanted to give her a heads up about Ken's abilities too.But yes, I'm all for Barbie's new jobs. And it's obvious she's wearing heels because the desk she'll be working at won't have a closed front, thus showing off her legs; Which look great due to her always working out. It's ok for her to show off a little, right? I mean if Kelly Ripa invites Regis to the gun-show every week, why can't Barbie wear a pair of heels to show off the gams?
Did you notice that they shrunk Engineering Barbie's boobs?
We asked her actually, and she said that while working as a computer engineer, she's not judged on her beauty, so she doesn't feel the need to artificially enhance her… assets… with the official barbie wonder-bra by Victoria's Secret™