Guess what today be, matey… aye, ’tis Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Yep, it’s that time of year again, it’s International Talk Like A Pirate Day, an important holiday in the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Extra points if you conduct your Rosh Hashanah services while talking like a pirate.
If you need pointers, watch this:
In honor of this sacred day, I’m curling up with a bottle of rum.