Bleeding Cool debuts

So. The longest running comics column on the internet has now become the newest comics blog on the internet, Bleeding Cool.

If we bloggers were truly as high school as everyone claims we are, we’d be taking the new transfer student’s lunch money. And while that’s tempting, we shall refrain. Rich Johnston will have enough grief learning how the blog will become a 24-hour a day time suck, eating up every last piece of his life until there is nothing left, lurching around as a shambling mass that will make his former sickly British constitution look like a California muscle man in comparison. Not that we know anything about that, hack cough wheeeeze.

I mean, if he’s already resorting to mentioning Susan Boyle on the first day, just to get Google traffic…

We will, however, pick on his logo. Black bleeding? Have you been rereading Frank Miller’s Elektra again? It doesn’t cost anything extra to print red on the Internets.