Friday Night Fights: Man Vs. Machine!

Marc Alan Fishman

Marc Alan Fishman is a graphic designer, digital artist, writer, and most importantly a native born Chicagoan. When he's not making websites, drawing and writing for his indie company Unshaven Comics, or rooting for the Bears... he's a dedicated husband and father. When you're not enjoying his column here on ComicMix, feel free to catch his comic book reviews weekly at MichaelDavisWorld, and check out his books and cartoons at Unshaven Comics.

6 Responses

  1. Anonymous says:

    Beard for the win all the way. And when he’s done with JC, I see some time twisting mechanized mascre mahem being dealt too

  2. Matt Wright says:

    I'm going comics all the way, both fights. Rip Hunter has seen past/future tactics as well as having access to greater weapons. Plus, he has a beard. OMAC has way more weapons than terminator on one self. Now, if it was the classic kirby guy with mohawk OMAC, then they all die.

  3. Patrick Hughes says:

    here is how I see the first fight going:

    John Conner: Am I going to walk around and rip your freaking time sphere down, in the middle of a fight? Then why the fart are you walking right through? Ah-da-da-dah, like this in the background. What the heck is it with you? What don’t you fluffing understand? You got any stinking idea about, hey, it’s smurfing distracting having somebody walking up behind Bryce in the middle of the freakout fight? Give me a freaking answer! What don’t you get about it?

    Rip Hunter: I was saving all of the time stream.

    Connor: Ohhhhh, goooood for you. And how was it? I hope it was really good, because it’s useless now, isn’t it?

    Hunter: The Time stream?

    Connor: Crap sake man, you’re amateur. Marc, you got something to say to this prick?

    Marc Fishman: I didn’t see it happen you guys were time jumping.

    Conner: Well, somebody should be flipping watching and keeping an eye on him.

    Fishman: Fair enough.

    Conner: It’s the second time that he doesn’t give a crud about what is going on in front of the camera, all right? I’m trying to smurfing do a Fight here, and I am going “Why the smurf is Rip walking in there? What is he doing there?” Do you understand my mind is not in the fight if you’re doing that?

    Hunter: I absolutely apologise. I’m sorry, I did not mean anything by it.

    Conner: Stay out of the flubbing fight man. For fart sake. Alright, let’s go again.

    Marc: Let’s just take a minute before the fight starts again.

    Conner: Let’s not take a freaking minute, let’s go again.

    Conner: I’m going to fracking kick your flipping ass if you don’t shut up for a second! All right?

    T-800: John, John. It’s cool.

    Conner: I’m going to go… Do you want me to smurfing go trash your lights?

    Do you want me to smurfing trash ’em? Then why are you trashing my fight?

    Hunter: I’m not trying to trash the fight I was trying to fight you dummy.

    Conner: You are trashing my fight!

    Hunter: John, I was only…

    Conner: You do it one more blanking time and I ain’t walking out of this if you’re still standing. I’m flipping serious. You’re a nice guy. You’re a nice guy, but that don’t freaking cut it when you’re smurfing around like this on set.

    Marc: And Rip just left… crying a little. So I guess John wins? But only because Rip had better things to do.

    • Marc Alan Fishman says:

      Pat you win. That was easily the funniest comment I've read on comicmix in a long long while.

  4. Kyle Gnepper says:

    For Round one I'm going to call it for Rip Hunter. John Conner never did any of the time traveling himself. So since Rip can travel forward and backward he can have the tools necessary that his future self will send back for him, just like Bill and Ted's excellent adventure.Round two I'm giving to omacs. The can fly, the can shift their arms into weapons without looking strange and you turned into one for getting a flu shot.