Friday Night Fights: Angels and Demons Edition!
Ladies and Gentlemen! Tonight we present to you a tag-team bout for the ages. It’s the heavens above against the fiery pits below. ComicMix is proud to present to you a battle that may very well shake the Earth in twain with the outcome! It’s not a brand new day until the fight is over folks. Tonight for one night only! It’s the thunder from down under versus the bright white light! Angels versus Demons in a no-holds-barred contest!
Introducing first, our challengers. In this corner, in the white bodysuit with blue trim, hailing from Westchester County, New York… Standing at 6 feet tall, weighing in at 150 pounds, with a 16 foot wingspan… He’s known as the Aeriel Aggressor, the Flying Fighter, the Soaring Slugger, and the Westchester Winged Warrior! He is Warren Worthington the Third… HE… IS… ANGEL!
Coming down to the ring is his partner, in the Golden Robes with white trim. Hailing from the Aerie high above Los Angeles… Floating at 6 foot 3 inches, weighing in at a holy 175 pounds, with a wingspan of 17 feet… He’s known as the Eagle Host Haymaker, the Angelic Antagonist, and the Shadowpact Scrapper! HE IS ZAURIEL!
What is the foul smell? Could it be the smell of sulfur and brimstone? Yes! Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting their opponents.
Coming to the ring, in the red cloak, he hails from Aitch-Ee-Double-Hockey-Sticks. Standing in at whatever form suits him best, weighing in whatever scares you senseless… he’s known the world round as the Prince of Lies and Pugilism, the Bruising Beezebub, and Lord of the Lower Depths. He is a Class Two Demon from the Depths of Hell! HE IS MEPHISTO!
Aaaaaand his partner, hailing from the Internecia in the Fifth Provence of Hell, wearing the red onesy with a blue tattered cape. Slouching in at 5 feet 10 inches tall, weighing in at a hellish 333 pounds… he’s known as Belial’s Bouncing Baby Boy, Merlin’s Mercenary, and the Bat-Earled Hellion. Gone gone the form of man, punch your lights out ETRIGAN!
So… for the thousands in attendance… and the millions watching at home… Let’s Get Ready to Really Not Infringe On Michael Buffer’s Licensed Phrase!
So, chime in below on who takes the prize. It’s not gonna be a fair fight… but we want to know how you’d think it would go down! Comment below… if you dare. You dare. Now comment.
Prince is spelled incorrectly…I think the two from the Theistic District will win over the Demonic Duo in this particular bout.
Man, tough call. Whose side is Magik on?
Good should always win, especially if the opponents smell like sulfur. Nobody wants to attend a victory party in a gas mask.
It doesn't matter the out come Mephisto will just make a deal with angel for a pack of gum or something and it won't matter any way :P
Bravo vs. Spike.
I'm thinking Hell. Mephesto is crazy powerful and then there's THE DEMON!!! Anything that was created by kirby and can spit fire w/ kirby dot power is a shoe in!!!
I know all of us primarily see the Hellish contenders as having the early advantage, but I offer this in defense of the heavenly warriors: Zauriel has proven multiple times he can handle Etrigan. Mephisto isn't much of a fighter either. Warren could distract him with a possible bargain, long enough to have Zauriel hurl Michael's Spear right into an unsuspecting Mephisto.
I'm saying it's angels win, cause good guys always win. I assume at some point Etrigan will switch sides and they will defeat Mephisto. Since everybody has a healing factor, I'd say it's a draw otherwise.
I'm gonna go with the angels if they can get their hands on the cardinal's golf clubs. Mephisto may be a "fricken demon" but a Holy Driver to the chest will getcha every time.
If Mephisto can ruin Spiderman (One More Day) he can ruin Angel and Zuriel. I'm giving this one to the bad guys.