‘Mighty Thor’ fights crime in Scotland
Kenneth Branagh can stop looking for who to cast for his Thor movie. From the London Daily Mail: Burglar flees in terror after homeowner returns from New Year party… dressed as Thor, God of Thunder
A muscle-bound building boss who came home from a New Year’s Eve fancy dress party kitted out as Thor scared off a burglar by charging at him in his superhero outfit.
Six-foot-tall fitness fanatic Torvald Alexander, 38, was wearing a full God of Thunder outfit – complete with flying red cape and tinfoil silver-winged helmet – when he spotted the raider in his front room rifling through a desk.
Mr Alexander, who runs building firm Alexander & Summers in Edinburgh, Scotland, said the burglar threw himself out of a first-floor window of his £350,000 home in the Inverleith area of the city when he opened the door and confronted him.
Lucky Ken. He doesn’t even need a costume designer anymore.
Curses. Foiled again.(I can't believe you guys let that one go, unless the newspaper used it prominently first.)It's also a testimony to "Thor"'s strength, if he could support a 350,000 pound home.(Here's hoping that's what the symbol means.)
Arggghhhh…We don't have No-Prizes for puns that bad. Maybe a virus that Rickrolls your computer is appropriate.