The Top 10 Reasons The Comic Industry Must Destroy The Fashion Industry … by Michael Davis

Michael Davis

Master Of The Universe, Lord Of All Media, Most Interesting Black Man In the World, Sexiest Man on Earth, Mentor, Writer, Artist, Producer & Uppity.

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17 Responses

  1. Linda Gold says:

    Hey guys-the link to continue Michael's column seems to missing.

  2. Russ Rogers says:

    Actress Tara Reid has been out of work recently. She plans to get back to acting as soon as the writer's strike is over. I'm serious. Meanwhile, she has been keeping busy designing a line of clothes. "I have a clothing line coming out called Mantra by Tara Reid. It's like the book 'The Secret' — the whole line is about colors," she explained. "Red means love, blue means love, white is peace, black means protection. So when you wear these colors, you might attract love, or green, you'll get lucky tonight. You put the energy out there, that's what the line is all about."http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,436723,00.htm…Does pink mean "about as smart as a small pencil eraser"?What kind of energy are you putting out with angry looking plastic surgery scars?I don't know. But now I feel mean and sad.

    • Michael Davis says:

      "I don't know. But now I feel mean and sad."I know Russ, I know! We must get together and fight these evil EVIL people!! "Join me Luk…I mean Russ and together we will rule the (fashion) empire as father…" You get the idea.

  3. Elayne Riggs says:

    My goodness, that's right! I plumb forgot! Michael, do you want to get together next Friday when Robin and I are out in Los Angeles? Should I call you? Or do I need to call your people? Who are your people? Do you kick their ass and take their names? Can we get a tour of the real stars' homes in your pimped-out, er, um, whatever you drive?

    • Michael Davis says:

      Elayne-Most times I drive a sports car. I have to-the cops are always profiling me and I can never tell when I will be involved in a high speed chase, this iS L.A. you know. But I also have an SUV I smuggle comics in. All I need is $500.00 for gas and we are set. I THINK (I'm not sure because I lost a week to the damn fires) I may be in London. If I'm not in London and I certainly DO NOT WANT TO BE because I HATE TO FLY but it's BIZ-ness-I would LOVE to see you guys. Please call me Tuesday of next week and i should know what is what.

  4. Tyson Durst says:

    "Kiss my black ass and lay off the Botox!"Do you carry a camera or video recorder on you at all times? Because I think you could make a lot of money simply documenting these moments and posting them on the Internet. "They think Frank Miller owns a beer company."Frank Miller beer? Hmmm, I can see the commercials now:"The beer calls out to me in the darkness. Beer is my lover, my mother, my weird uncle, and that guy in accounting who smells like cheese.I am the goddamn Beerman! Coming to stores in 2015-ish!"

    • Michael Davis says:

      Tyson,I do carry small camera with me (true) but anytime I reach in my pocket people run for cover…go figure.

      • Tyson Durst says:

        On second thought, if they're hopped up on Botox, it wouldn't really matter if you got a picture of their indignant surprise. How would you tell if they're expressing any emotion on their face at all?

  5. Marc Alan Fishman says:

    I swear Mr. Davis… your life should be a comic book. Model, er… Mega Michael Davis: the Lucky Bitch slappin', toe-tappin', kiss-stealin', wheelin'-and-dealin', jet-settin' high-flyin', whites-cryin' son of a gun!

    • Shane Kelly says:

      To that I am compelled to add…"Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"God, I hope I didn't just oust myself as a freak, with that.

    • Michael Davis says:

      the Lucky Bitch slappin', toe-tappin', kiss-stealin', wheelin'-and-dealin', jet-settin' high-flyin', whites-cryin' son of a gun!You forgot 'Asian gal lovin' …duh

      • Marc Alan Fishman says:

        I didn't have a nifty rhyme for 'asian' sorry.

        • Michael Davis says:

          the Lucky Bitch slappin', toe-tappin', kiss-stealin', wheelin'-and-dealin', jet-settin' high-flyin', whites-cryin' on occasion lovin Asian…son of a gun!Dude-I thought you were a writer…;)

          • Shane Kelly says:

            LMFAO

          • Marc Alan Fishman says:

            you are absolutely right. And when you actually tell me about that super secret project you have for me… you'll get only the best. In the mean time, I can only reveal a fraction of my own white-power (j/k). I mean… write-power. ;) But just in case:the Lucky Bitch slappin', toe-tappin', kiss-stealin', wheelin'-and-dealin', jet-settin' high-flyin', whites-cryin', on occasion lovin' Asian, coke sippin', never double-dippen', Palin smackin', New York jackin' …son of a gun! Kudos to you sir, and I'll keep an eye out for your mail in a few weeks.

  6. Jeremiah Avery says:

    Word to the wise, when a friend of your friend's fiance asks you what her new purse "says" about her, don't respond, "that you have more money than brains".