Bigfoot Found, Cryptozoo Crew on the Way… Coincidence?

Rick Marshall

Rick Marshall was Online Managing Editor for ComicMix before joining MTV's SplashPage. Previously, he was Online Content Manager for Wizard Entertainment. He has written for several daily newspapers, alternative weekly newspapers, trade magazines and online media, and was named "Writer of the Year" by the New York Press Association in 2005.

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8 Responses

  1. Anonymous says:

    Tork will open a can of "Oh yeah?" on the boys from Georgia!Looking forward to this!Iszy Iszard

  2. Walt Stoneburner says:

    Sounds like there are some big plans afoot! I can't wait to see what's next in the adventure. More monkeys, I hope.

  3. D. Meehan says:

    More monkey's and hot chickadees! But will the crew cryptoe through the tulips? =DI also saw a vidoe clip of the chupakabra caught on video. Cool stuff!

  4. Hatton Slayden says:

    This'll be fun. Can't wait for it.

  5. Al Gross says:

    Hey Everyone – Glad you're fired up. Jerry and I are excited about the new stories! I think this Bigfoot is a fake – BUT I'm going to tell everyone the REAL story!

  6. Russ Rogers says:

    Wow. This looks really cool!

  7. Anonymous says:

    Bigfoot is real. No matter what anyone tells you, it is real. The film that Roger Patterson and Bob Gimlin made in 1967 in Northern California at Bluff Creek of Bigfoot was real. Here is what they filmed on October/20/1967. Long before Jesus was born there were thousands of slaves that ran off around the world and started their own countries. When these slaves ran off there was a large group of men and boys that took off and ended up in Africa. Some of them were giants as tall as 9 ft. or even taller. The giant named Goliath that David killed with his slingshot was 9 ft. tall. So there were giant men in those days. Some of these men and boys went exploring to Borneo and caught female Orangutans and took them to South America and had sex with them and created the Indians. The men and boys that stayed in Africa caught female Gorillas and had sex with them and created the Africans. When scientists found the bones in Africa they thought we evolved from a female Chimpanzee. But it wasn't a natural evolution it was a man made evolution. That's where all the Bigfoot and Orangutan creatures come from. They are half man and half Gorilla and half man and half Orangutan. They use to call the Indians the red man. The Orangutan has reddish hair. When those men bred out the hair the Indian's skin remained red. The Gorilla has black hair and skin. When those men bred out the hair the African's skin remained black. Some of the Indians and Africans are tall. And some of the Bigfoot and Orangutan creatures are tall. They are tall because some of the men that created them were tall. Some scientists believe that we evolved from a female Chimpanzee. Have you ever seen an 8 ft. tall Chimpanzee? I haven't either. Bigfoot migrated up through Africa and came into the United States at the top of Africa when the land was connected. The Orangutan creatures migrated up through Central America and came into the United States like the Indians did. The creature that Roger Patterson and Bob Gimlin filmed in 1967 was half man and half Gorilla. It was a female Bigfoot that they named Patty. Patty was not a man in a costume, she is not our missing link and she is not a figment of our imagination. Patty was a creature that was created by men that had sex with female Gorillas and Orangutans a long time ago.