Darth Vader Gets Drunk, Attacks Jedi Church

Rick Marshall

Rick Marshall was Online Managing Editor for ComicMix before joining MTV's SplashPage. Previously, he was Online Content Manager for Wizard Entertainment. He has written for several daily newspapers, alternative weekly newspapers, trade magazines and online media, and was named "Writer of the Year" by the New York Press Association in 2005.

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4 Responses

  1. EmilyB says:

    Wow. That's just….wow.

  2. Vinnie Bartilucci says:

    He had a 1.5% blood alcohol content, and a .000045% midichlorian content.He was originally also to be charged with choking one of the Jedi…from 10 feet away. The police just couldn't bring themselves to doing the paperwork.And as I've mentioed elsewhere, the reason there are so many registered Jedi in Britain is because during the last census, a rumor circulated that if enough people listed their religion as "Jedi", they would receive some sort of nebulously defined recognition fron the government.

  3. Rick Marshall says:

    "He was originally also to be charged with choking one of the Jedi…from 10 feet away. The police just couldn't bring themselves to doing the paperwork."Ha!

  4. griffin riffe says:

    "i am your father's uncle's cousin's ex roomate."