I Got Nothing… by Michael Davis
My mind is a blank. I can’t think of anything to write about. I read a bunch of comics and I came back with zip. I watched the news and was left with nada. I’m in the middle of a few great projects but don’t want to write about them yet.
Wow…writer’s block. I have never been at a lost for something to say or better yet to rant about.
Come on Davis. THINK, THINK, THINK!!
I know, I’ll make a list. That always sparks my imagination. Let’s see now, I can’t do a best dressed list or most sexy list. I have to do something that’s classy. I have to do something that shows that I am above the petty stupid lists that Hollywood produces.
10 people I would like to pimp slap.
Damn. Still nothing. I am really barren today. What else can I do to spark my imagination?
I’ll try another list.
10 Things I do when no one is looking.
Things or people that make me laugh.
HELP ME!! I’m so blocked today!
Maybe this list will help.
Lies I have told to girls when I was in college.
This is my last list! If this doesn’t spark my imagination I’m done.
What I would do if I ran Marvel.
That’s it. I’m done. Nothing worked. I got nothing.
Sorry. I’ll try and do better next week. Hey, look at Tatiana’s art, at least that’s good.
ComicMix columnist and Hollywood mogul Michael Davis likes being upstaged by Tatiana.